It is absolutely improper


…to refuse to steam milk “extra hot” upon request because “technically” a cappuccino is supposed to be cooler than a lattĂ©. Technically.

“It is considered improper to come to work in pajamas, no matter the circumstance.”

The jury is still out


Deliberately pouring a penis in someone’s latte out of spite. Proper or improper?

It is considered improper


…to visit your cafĂ© on a day off, kick off the barista on bar, and pull yourself a shot of espresso.